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Ted can write a poem:A full English breakfast, then lashings of toast With marmalade, tea and the rest. There's no other nation can equal our boast, A morning in Britain's the best! A croissant or pancakes are fine in their way But not what you need at the start of the day. The language of England is man's greatest gift, Far better than Chinese or French, The verses of Shakespeare can give you a lift While Spanish is still on the bench. And how did the English give birth to this peach? By starting with breakfasts that others can't reach. A great revolution was born in this land When industry rose to the heights, From coal, tin and iron a future was planned, With steam trains and other delights And when they could pause after shoveling coal They fried up a breakfast to rebuild the soul! Take Newton or Darwin or other great men, They knew what was needed to start, A daybreaking meal that scores ten out of ten Can give even common men heart. So give up your baguettes don't make too much fuss Without a full English you're no match for us!
Ted can write a song :You alright there mate, ready to order? Yeah, can I have um, can I have a hot choc- Nah Actually can I have a, can I have a tea yeah Please and um, an English breakfast Full English? Bacon? Sausages? Nah, nah, nah, no pork, no pork Nah I don't want no pork This little piggy thinks I Don't wanna bring him 'Cause I got beats I don't wanna give him Boy Better Know makin' a killin' So I don't wanna step up on a riddim with him Life used to be hard but now I can't lie Man are sitting in my Front room just chilling Everybody laughing, smiling, grinning 'Dem man are losing, us man are winning This little piggy thinks that I weren't robbing That I never had food and I weren't shottin' Alright let's get this ting poppin' One gun, one bullet and I put him on it Life used to be hard but now I Can't lie man are like, "Wagwarn Let's go shopping" Boy Better Know, still chart topping Forget a red light, manaman ain't stoppin' I want an English breakfast Pass me a knife and a fork One tea, one hash brown, baked beans and eggs But I don't wanna see no pork I want an English breakfast Pass me a knife and a fork One tea, one hash brown, baked beans and eggs But I don't wanna see no pork This little piggy think's he's scary I told him not a lot of things scare me I'm in the mirror screaming Bloody Mary With all the bloody mandem right near me My man are united like Giggs I will never leave my Young gunners like Thierry Wow, that metaphor's scary Let me say that again, listen up I said my man are united like Giggs I will never leave my Young gunners like Thierry Sometimes I think man don't hear me Since early number 1, sincerely Lyrically, there's nobody near me I'm a beast, look at my arms, they're hairy In a party, I spit loud and clearly It goes off, trust me the flow's dairy I want an English breakfast Pass me a knife and a fork One tea, one hash brown, baked beans and eggs But I don't wanna see no pork I want an English breakfast Pass me a knife and a fork One tea, one hash brown, baked beans and eggs But I don't wanna see no pork
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